Thursday, February 14, 2013

Friday Flash Fiction 55 - Pull The Plug

"So...where do I sign?"
"What do you mean, Ma'am?"
"You know, the paperwork to 'pull the plug'." She rolled her eyes. DUH...
The nurse blinked rapidly, dumbfounded.
"Your brother was only here for a routine colonoscopy", she explained, "He is ready to go home now".
"To his heavenly reward! Now, where do I sign?"





Thanks to The G-man for hosting our fun-time-Friday 55's!!! XOXOXO

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19 comments:

  1. Brian MillerFebruary 14, 2013 at 7:12 PM

    haha...now there is hoping for a diagnosis...smiles...lol...good thing you cant die from a colonoscopy you know...cant imagine that feeling too good...lol...

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    1. UnknownFebruary 16, 2013 at 8:32 AM

      You only want to die. How humiliating to have a camera shoved up your bum!

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  2. g-manFebruary 14, 2013 at 7:46 PM

    Colonoscopies aren't that bad
    Especially if they give you Demorol !!!
    It's drinking the gallon of Golightly that's the bitch!
    Loved your cleansing 55
    Sorry about your ill fated UNO
    That boy gets around
    Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week End

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    1. UnknownFebruary 16, 2013 at 8:33 AM

      I can't take Demerol. I can't wake up from anesthesia without issues, either. Sucks to be me, eh.

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  3. TALONFebruary 14, 2013 at 8:34 PM

    lol! Brandi, loved this! Loved the joke about getting a medal for surviving a VA colonoscopy! lol!

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    1. UnknownFebruary 16, 2013 at 8:34 AM

      My mother uses the VA too much for her medical needs. One day I am going to get a call that they accidentally removed her prostate...lol

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  4. izzyFebruary 15, 2013 at 9:12 AM

    It is a good thing family can't just jump in to things- whew- no telling what trouble stupidity could produce ( not to mention impetuosity!- vindictiveness!)

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    1. UnknownFebruary 16, 2013 at 8:35 AM

      My family would plug me in JUST to unplug me...

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2013 at 11:00 AM

    What a great laugh this was! Kind of taking the sibling rivalry to the extreme.

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    1. UnknownFebruary 16, 2013 at 8:35 AM

      Thank God I am only child. This was originally a father-in-law.

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  6. Myrna R.February 15, 2013 at 11:40 AM

    This put a smile on my face. Love it.

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  7. Optimistic ExistentialistFebruary 15, 2013 at 3:34 PM

    Gave me quite the chuckle!

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  8. Other MaryFebruary 15, 2013 at 8:37 PM

    Heheh - good one!

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  9. UnknownFebruary 16, 2013 at 8:34 AM

    I would rather have a pinky toe removed than drink that stuff.

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  10. UnknownFebruary 16, 2013 at 8:36 AM

    Thank you guys for the compliments!!!

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  11. AnonymousFebruary 16, 2013 at 9:06 AM

    Ha! Perhaps better not to read this at Thanksgiving dinners! k.

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  12. Little Miss TitchFebruary 16, 2013 at 10:36 AM

    hehehehe love it love it

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  13. Alice AudreyFebruary 16, 2013 at 12:48 PM

    Gosh. Such a loving family. :) I love it.

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  14. Ann (bunnygirl)February 16, 2013 at 3:28 PM

    Oh, it's not so bad. Or so says my hubby. No personal experience in the matter.

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