Thursday, February 14, 2013

Friday Flash Fiction 55 - Pull The Plug

"So...where do I sign?"
"What do you mean, Ma'am?"
"You know, the paperwork to 'pull the plug'." She rolled her eyes. DUH...
The nurse blinked rapidly, dumbfounded.
"Your brother was only here for a routine colonoscopy", she explained, "He is ready to go home now".
"To his heavenly reward! Now, where do I sign?"





Thanks to The G-man for hosting our fun-time-Friday 55's!!! XOXOXO

21 comments:

  1. haha...now there is hoping for a diagnosis...smiles...lol...good thing you cant die from a colonoscopy you know...cant imagine that feeling too good...lol...

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    1. You only want to die. How humiliating to have a camera shoved up your bum!

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  2. Colonoscopies aren't that bad
    Especially if they give you Demorol !!!
    It's drinking the gallon of Golightly that's the bitch!
    Loved your cleansing 55
    Sorry about your ill fated UNO
    That boy gets around
    Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week End

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    1. I can't take Demerol. I can't wake up from anesthesia without issues, either. Sucks to be me, eh.

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  3. lol! Brandi, loved this! Loved the joke about getting a medal for surviving a VA colonoscopy! lol!

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    1. My mother uses the VA too much for her medical needs. One day I am going to get a call that they accidentally removed her prostate...lol

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  4. Oh! Too funny! First G-Man,and now you! Yeah,the Golightly is the bitch.

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    1. I would rather have a pinky toe removed than drink that stuff.

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  5. It is a good thing family can't just jump in to things- whew- no telling what trouble stupidity could produce ( not to mention impetuosity!- vindictiveness!)

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    1. My family would plug me in JUST to unplug me...

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  6. What a great laugh this was! Kind of taking the sibling rivalry to the extreme.

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    1. Thank God I am only child. This was originally a father-in-law.

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  7. This put a smile on my face. Love it.

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  8. Thank you guys for the compliments!!!

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  9. Ha! Perhaps better not to read this at Thanksgiving dinners! k.

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  10. Gosh. Such a loving family. :) I love it.

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  11. Oh, it's not so bad. Or so says my hubby. No personal experience in the matter.

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