Wednesday, January 23, 2013

The Almighty Johnsons - Thor is an ASS!

Ok, so I have a HUGE crush on Dean O'Gorman (scroll down), the Kiwi actor who plays Fili in The Hobbit.  That smile kills me. I was watching clips on YouTube of The Almighty Johnsons, the show he stars in as Anders (a sort of god-man-whore-poet), when I got a load of Thor (basically the show is about incarnated Norse gods, strangely enough all happen to be reborn in New Zealand, so...), who is a huge prick. Why? Well, I think that is just his character in the series, however, I think he goes above and beyond your basic every day run of the mill prick-in-a-can. Again, why? He "fucking hate(s) rabbits".

Thor, (Geoffrey Dolan) the rabbit killing, hating peckerhead. Um, his character, not Mr. Dolan himself! Unless he "fucking hate(s) rabbits" in real life...grrrr

Be still my beating heart....THAT DAMNED SMILE!!!

As much as I am crushing on Fili here, there are definitely others crushing harder. I personally would not put up a naked picture of him, even though he has THE cutest butt in the South Pacific, but check out this Tumblr Blog! I have no objections whatsoever to other bloggers putting up naked Dean pics/videos. 

WTF? Tolkien dwarves are not supposed to be HOT! I would have been blissfully ignorant of Dean if not for The Hobbit. Peter Jackson and I are gonna have us a reckoning someday. He's done ruined me...

OK OK OK OK, I got it out of my system. WOO HOO cannot wait til the next two movies come out! 

Oh, yes, I forgot...this blog is about rabbits...nannernanner


  1. Curse of the Ring, Brandi. Curse of the Ring.

  2. HAHAHA! I think one of them is pretty darn cute too, but I can't remember which one!

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  4. Tee Hee you do make me laugh and Auntie Jane"curse of the ring" teeheehee,xx Rachel

  5. Well, Lalis, there is Thorin Oakenshield (Richard Armitage) and Kili (Aiden Turner) and Dwalin (Graham McTavish???? he plays the bald one with the tattoos all over his pate). Some of the others are cute, too, but their real life cuteness does not translate well into Dwarf. LOL. Something tells me there are no naked pictures of them online. Richard Armitage is just beautiful. Beee yooo teee full! And Aiden Turner is black Irish perfection all wrapped up ooh la la. In case you don't know, black Irish refers to those with Spanish blood when some of the armada was marooned off the coast of Ireland. Dark eyes, dark skin, dark know, simply LUSCIOUS! I have seen Nader, I KNOW you know what I mean!

  6. Dude, and normally, I prefer darker skin, hair and eyes, but every time I see Dean, my stupid heart skips a beat. Well, not Dean so much as Fili. I have GOT to get some work done and stop mooning over dwarves. LOL.

  7. Oh, and YES, I AM his number 1 creepy fan!!!!