Thursday, September 12, 2013

Friday Flash Fiction 55 - Ode to Stinky...or DON"T WASH MY BLANKIE

My Stinky Blankie
A Giant Hankie
I scootch my butt across your nap
You smell like grass
And my ass
And a bit like kitty crap

Stinky Blankie
My precious Stanky
Mom just put you in the wash
But when you dry
I will once again try
To stink you up, by golly by gosh

Bug likes her blankets like she likes her food. The stinkier, the better. 

Thank you, G-Man! You are the nicest smelling host from coast to coast. xoxoxox


  1. Of course. Aren't dog blankets supposed to be like that?

    - Alice

  2. ha ha. You wash it? Hm.. I throw it out and give them a new towel. (just kidding - but every once in a while I do if too much kitty poo and such ;)

  3. Thank You Brandi, I try hard Not to be odiferous!
    Loved your Blankie ode 55
    I'm lovin you playing again Baby...:-)
    You always make me smirk.
    Have a Kick Ass Week-End

  4. hehehe Love this Brandi,Bug with a stinky Blankie,now that gives me a giggle,xx Rachel

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  6. look, Dog gave dogs butts for a reason. :)

  7. Hahaha - I just washed the stinky blanky yesterday! Perfect,perfect,perfect!