My handsome nephew of the lagomorph persuasion is having a Pirate Party and Blog Hop to celebrate his recovery from an eyeball-ectomy! His co-host and co-guest of honor is the lovely and lionhearted lionhead princess, Maddy Bunny! She survived being filleted like a codfish to have an abscess the size of a grapefruit removed from her abdominal cavity. She almost died, but we prayed and prayed for her, and Jesus made her all better cuz He has a soft spot in His heart for bunnies (it's in the bible if you look hard enough and know what to look for)!!
My own bunnies would straight-up kill me for dressing them up, but Bug and Spider are ready to Walk The Plank with Speedy and Friends!
I got rum in me guts, and saltwater in me veins, ye landlubbers!
Mom: Bugbug, is that blood on your dirk?
Bug: Yes, mama.
Mom: What happened babygirl?
Bug: The scurvy dogs were gonna make me walk the plank!
Mom: It's just a party, my sugar. I am sure it was all in good fun.
Bug: I know, mama, but the water was cold!!
Mr. Bubbles: Everyone should know better than to mess with a chihuahua! Come cuddle with your ole pappa bear under the blankies, babygirl! Wait...give mama that bloody dirk first...
Well, I guess with all that rum and grog getting passed around, there was bound to be a few fights and some bloodshed! It IS a pirate party after all...
Sorry, Rachel! I will help you clean up the blood and guts and vomit after the party!