Thursday, September 5, 2013

Friday Flash Fiction 55 - Schoolyard Diplomacy

USA:               I'm not touching you!

Russia:            Stop it!

USA:              Thtop it...

Russia:            Stop mocking me!

Israel:             Thtop mocking me...

Russia:           I'm stupid.

Israel:            You're thtupid...

UN:               I know you are but what am I?

Russia:           A fag!

UN:              Moron says what

China:           What?

Russia /
Israel:           Moron said what!!!

UK:             Hold your noses!!!

Syria:           I farted...


This very much looks like Syria, yeah? Sand and shit all over the place. 


Thank you, G-Man, for hosting!!!

13 comments:

  1. So funny & clever too ~ Thanks for the inputs on the faggy stuff and gayish ones ~ I think I got it, smiles ~

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  2. I love it!
    It's like "CNN For Dummies".

    (or MSNBC, or BBC, or any of those other acronyms people listen to these days.)

    Humorous but semi-unrelated story:
    This afternoon at work some guy was commenting that another person must have been reading his mind, and he said "Wow, you must have ESPN!"
    LOL!

    Thanks for doing Friday 55!
    Mine's here:
    http://jannaverse.blogspot.com/2013/09/try-some-of-those-14375-facebook.html

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  3. that is about the extent of the intelligence of our politicians, that is for sure.

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  4. BrandiBunny....
    Thank you for The Cultural Overview!
    You Rock The Prairie Baby!!
    Loved you for your BBC 55
    Thanks for returning to the fold
    Some people miss you.
    Have a Kick Ass Week-End

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  5. ... I'd love to watch the goings on behind closed doors right now ... love to see the body language of Russia, USA, and "friends". The Syria sandbox is hysterical!

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  6. Love it how ever I have a solution for the idiots just lock them all together and let them fight it out till the have killed each other of which leaves the world in peace for the rest of us,what do you think To simple?

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  7. That was just hilarious! Politicians are very much like children in the school yard but with the potential to kill the rest of us, it is all so ridiculous.
    Thank you very much for your kind words for Dip. She is much better now.
    Lynne x

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  8. Omg - you're spot on! Now can't we just put Syria in a time out instead of bombing them>

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  9. Brandi, please give me a hard time about UT. I am so grumpy and bummed out, I am sure it would cheer me up to be ridiculed by you. AJ

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    1. Jane,where have you been?your Nephew has been missing his Auntie Jane and he has bunny kisses for you,xx Rachel

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  10. I heard that a boycot has been called for by some fans. They say they want to hurt to the university where they will feel it, in their wallets. But I think that is horribly crappy thing to do. Those boys need everyone's support. What is this? The NFL? Love, passion, fan support, these are all things that separate the NFL from college football!
    I hate to say it, but Hook 'Em Horns...those boys deserve the passion and fanaticism that makes college football special!

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  11. Oh, I about died reading this!

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