(Sorry this picture of Speedy is so bad. I had to use my webcam to take it. I have THE worst luck with cameras, you have NO IDEA!)
Look what came in the mail all the way from the UK! A SPEEDY RABBIT! Speedy's mum, Rachel, noticed that I am always talking about wanting my own Speedy Bunn. Since she knows the Infamous Ladies in Vans cannot make it across The Pond to "procure" Speedy The Cheeky House Rabbit himself, she took pity on me and made me a Speedy all for my own! The Ladies in Vans is a group of
insane conscientious rabbit loving women living in the U.S. who are obsessed with dedicated to ensuring rabbit parents take care of their charges by threatening offering to abduct adopt the rabbits that we find adorable neglected. Look! He is even all decked out in a Famous Speedy Scarf! Hot Dang! My Speedy is a spittin' image of the real Speedy!
My stuffed Speedy even has a heart stuffed with Speedy fur. And since he is a Rexie, you know he has a super soft heart!
Thank you so much, Rachel, for sending me a Speedy of my own to snorgle. Keep an eye out on your mailbox. Wait, you call it POST, not mail, right? Like your biscuit is our cookie, your chips are our fries, your crisps are our chips, our pudding is your custard, your flat is our apartment, your lift is our elevator, your torch is our flashlight...
So...keep your peepers on the Post, I got something for my Speedy!