Saturday, August 17, 2013

Bad Poetry Contest - Ode To KB

My entry for The Bad Poetry Contest at Oz The Terrier's Blog! 


This poem was written by me originally in the comments section for KB (Kitty Boy) at The (Venerable) House of Rabbits Blog!

THE Princess...Thank you very much..


KILL THE SQUIRREL!!! An Ode to KB's Hunting Skills. He puts the KILL in SKILL...or, I HATE SQUIRRELS! A (bad) Poem for KB (Kitty Boy)...


KILL KILL KILL
Them dang ole squirrely squirrels
With their squirrely tails
Balancing on fence and rails

MAUL MAUL MAUL
The ADHD squirrely squirrels
That ADHD tree rat
With the chock-full-o-nuts scat

DISEMBOWEL DISEMBOWEL DISEMBOWEL
The spastic squirrely squirrels
They watch while I bend
And scoop pecans at Autumn's end

FRY FRY FRY
Those mighty tasty squirrely squirrels
Just skin 'em alive
And for dessert, howz about a slice of (blackberry) pie???....


KB Kitty Boy

14 comments:

  1. Now that is a pretty good poem!!! I was with you from start to finish...down with the evil and vile squirrels! Thank you for joining our contest.
    Oz

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  2. How did you know that's how I felt about those bushy-tailed rats? hehe

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  3. That is very bad! Apaws! Woooowoooo, Ku (the co-host with Oz of the Bad Poetry Contest at www.haikubyku.com)
    p.s. this is my kitty sistah's Blogger account

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  4. Why, Brandi? Why? Is it because they frolic joyfully all over Austin? Is it because UT squirrels are special and make news programs? Did one pound on your window screaming he knew there was a nut in there? Did squirrels from outer space abduction you? Are all squirrels from outer space? Do they wind up mechanical recluse spiders?

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  5. I can feel the emotion in this poem!!
    Just out of curiosity...when all the animal blogs get together in a blog hop, do the dog blogs chase the rabbit blogs?
    :D

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  6. Bravo Bravo.. We hate those peskie Squirrels BOL xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  7. Hi, Brandi, Fen doesn't approve of my previous message. He says it was mean, inappropriate, insensitive, and a distraction from your important work of reviling squirrels. You are his hero. I am sorry. Please give our very best to Josh. I know he is probably tired of LOLs (little Old Ladies) and their fretting, but we have not forgotten him.

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    1. Squirrels must be exposed for the deviant vermin they are, just as rabbits were exposed for the disapproving megalomaniacs the are by DR. Thank Fen for his wisdom.
      But you must always be my "checks and balances", lest I become too militant in my attempt to reeducate the proletariat.
      Josh is wonderful, as if nothing every happened.

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  8. Oh, Brandi, that is the best news ever! But are you sure? I want pre- and post-bite readings on the snarkyometer.

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    1. Oh trust me, I would love to rip his tongue out with a pair of vice grips.
      Right now, we are just deciding in what online school to enroll him.

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  9. well that poem was far from "bad poetry". it makes perfect sense to me.
    wags, bailey
    bailey unleashed

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  10. Oh I missed this post earlier! Good - oh! What does Venerable mean? Hopefully something good!

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